I'm uber grateful to Eidia Lush CEO Nicole for allowing me to be a part of what will most certainly be a nothing-less-than-legendary shoe company. When she asked me to contribute to the blog, I was elated. Spend time writing about shoes and fashion? Count me in.
But the more I research shoes, the more I run across people doing some weird-ass sh*t with shoes. Yes, I understand shoes are beautiful and can be considered art. But there is some absolutely bizarre, sometimes inspiring, often unbelievable uses for shoes other than feet. Welcome to the Internet, right?
So, in hopes of making you smile or even just realize how necessary your Eidia Lush shoes will be, here are the top 5 oddest things I've found related to shoes:
5. Bacon shoes
I'm a fan of breakfast and all, but the only way I want the stuff to hit my feet is if my gravy drips off my biscuit. Plus, if you buy these, I think that makes them fair game for Rover to chew on.
4. Garden shoes
No, we're not talking about those wretched plastic clogs (sorry, they may be useful, but they're fugly). This one is actually putting the green where your foot used to be. Outgrow a glittery pump? Put a fern in it.
3. Shoe pants
I just....I don't really know what to say. I'm not even sure what you could do if your socks were sagging. Good luck.
Built in 1948 as an advertisement for a shoe salesman, it's now
open for public tours. Need to find it? It's on Shoe House Rd. (Hello,
Captain Obvious!) in Hallam, Pennsylvania. Oh, and Nicole? Company
field trip?
Talk about fashion meets function. You'll never be bored! Then again, you'll probably step in a puddle, ruin your Game Boy and break your ankle tripping up a curb. Let's forget I ever said function, mmmkay?
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